Got my haircut! Dmitriy at @dimasalon is the best 😃 No, there’s no reason for the rubber duck on my shoulder. Quaaaack.

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Remember when life was easy? 😊 Mom and Dad were quite the lookers. Guess where I get my goofy smile from?

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Dear friends: One of my New Year’s resolutions is to overhaul my personal social content. After a long run of sharing eCards and over-the-top content that some of you loved, and that some of you found wildly inappropriate, I will officially be posting only professional content as of Jan 1. Until then, do you mind if I poke your fartbox? ☺️

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In my 12 years of NYC living, this might be the 'Happy Holiday' I remember best. Thankful for these memories. ❤️

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#BrohmoCON I have a dream. It’s big, and it’s #gay. #NYC #2014

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Please share, and spread the word. #SameLove #2014

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Speaking for myself, I'm confident that the only statistically possible outcome is improvement. 😃

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I'm about to watch Darcy's marriage proposal in Vancouver! Thank you, Skype ❤️

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My #iPhone morning routine 😳

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Tip #2 to MAXIMIZE your @Klout: Share amazing images daily that stimulate the #mind + #body.

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Cost of #NYC #MTA #subway ride: $2.75. Entertainment value: PRICELESS!

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Boys, meet my butt - pictured here sporting my favorite pair of #Diesel underwear! 'I Spent the Night in #NYC', and 12 years later, I'm still here ☺️

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#Happy #Hump Day, boys and girls! Feeling #horngry? 😍 #HHD #humor

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What's the fastest way for #gay 20-somethings in #NYC to meet the gay rich + famous? #GoGo #Dance. ❤️

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Dear friends: It's my pleasure to announce my involvement with The Bronx LGBTQ Center! Please follow our IG @bronxlgbtqcenter and our Twitter @BxLGBTQcenter. ❤️

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Want 10,000 #Twitter followers relevant to you or your business? I reached 10K yesterday on @mjdwarner, and I can do the same for YOU! #Social2GoGo December SPECIAL ⇒ $99 for 1,000 Quality Twitter Followers (ONLY until Dec 31). YOU choose your follower demographics (location, profession, straight / gay, etc.) and I’ll deliver within 30 days - guaranteed!

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#NYE 2014 is almost here! If you'll be in #NYC this Dec 31, please join me for @vossnyc's #NightFlight @hotelamericano. TIX are 40% off until Dec. 10 at www.VOSSNYC.com

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It's a power suit kind of night, and I'm back in the game! ☺️

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#TBT photo shoot moment in #NYC with Louis-Philippe, still one of the hottest French Canadians I know. ☺️ Photo courtesy by Kristopher Kelly.

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#TBT #LosAngeles rooftop moment, shared with Dylan, David + Eric. My very first trip to LA. ❤️

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#VGL 2.0 is LIVE! Reserve your VGL username today, and your VGL profile link will be www.vgl.me/YourUsername, now available anytime + anywhere on web + mobile! Download / Update to 2.0 at www.getvgl.com (iPhone / iPad / Android).

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Follow my #FaceTime buddy Mike @mbosc665 (#Instagram) + @mbosco0o (#Twitter). Isn't he #cute?

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Applications for cute winter #boyfriend: Now being accepted!

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Who's feeling #horngry? Proud to be @vglapp's social media manager, and the party is just getting started 😎

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#Haircut time again?!? Time to call the only place I trust to cut my hair in #NYC: #DimaArabo @dimasalon

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I think it's been a full 3 days since I last mentioned my #love of #CUDDLING 😍

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Today's #Clusterfuck: #Antarctica's ELEVEN time zones. Why?!?

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That's right boys and girls: THIS is your #LIFE!

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@hellokitty is one #badass #mofo. Who knew? 😎

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#Shameless #Saturday #Selfie ☺️ #unshaven #unfiltered #nomakeup #nobullshit ✅

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What's on my mind tonight? Forget sex, I want THIS: 10 hours of unashamed + uninterrupted, body-on-body attention + affection. 2 boys in cute underwear, 1 warm blanket, and SOOOO much cuddling / nuzzling / spooning / touching + kissing in the darkest room available. ❤️

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LIFE's #1 most important lesson! Now get out there, and CREATE YOURSELF.

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COMING SOON: #Social2GoGo Michael J.D. Warner’s NEW @YouTube channel, your one-stop shop for education, tips + advice on: • Social Media Marketing +PR • LGBT Networking, Personal + Professional, via Social Networks + Apps • Gay Online Dating • Exciting Upcoming News on the @GroupG3 LGBT Global Professional Network (Moving Forward in Early 2014!)

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If your #kitty #cat could speak... 😳

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#TBT Friday night #family photo. An evening I will never forget! 😂

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Happy Thanksgiving! Amazing, shirtless #TBT moment at #Lips with Seth, Matt and Mike. ❤️

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Happy Thanksgiving! May you eat to your heart's content, or be stuffed. Whatever floats your boat, I say. ❤️

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My new Klout Score Objective: 80 👍 I once thought this would be impossible to achieve, but I'm beginning to believe!

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This week's prize for the MOST hysterical photo I've seen on #Instagram goes to: #Geisha #Cat #Whore, with #makeup by @mochamike3 😂

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On set with #MyGayRoommate YouTube sensation @MrNoamAsh! What do you think of my tats? Good look?

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Either way: Don't drive under the influence!

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#TBT moment at #NYC's #Barracuda with some of my closest + dearest friends. ❤️ @GroupG3 #gay #mafia #family

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Perfect. ❤️

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A #TBT moment that I'll never forget. Spending time with Mom and the only openly-gay royal in the world, his highness Prince #ManvendraSinghGohil of India. 1,000 thanks to @spencer_lord, @mrpatrickduffy and #DemianRosenblatt for working with me to host a charitable fundraiser, with amazing memories that will last a lifetime. ❤️

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@mjdwarner's #Inspirational #Quote of the Day

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#TBT: Fun on #SouthBeach during @GroupG3 #Miami Weekend ❤️

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#NYC's #TimesSquare at 6pm, the peak of #rushhour. Welcome to #Clusterfuck Central.

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Señorita #NuevaYork: the crazy bitch that keeps calling me back for more ❤️

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Tonight's #VGL test event with LUX Night Lounge in #Pennsylvania! Nationwide events calendar: coming soon to a #gay bar near you!

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