Got my haircut! Dmitriy at @dimasalon is the best 😃 No, there’s no reason for the rubber duck on my shoulder. Quaaaack.

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Remember when life was easy? 😊 Mom and Dad were quite the lookers. Guess where I get my goofy smile from?

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Dear friends: One of my New Year’s resolutions is to overhaul my personal social content. After a long run of sharing eCards and over-the-top content that some of you loved, and that some of you found wildly inappropriate, I will officially be posting only professional content as of Jan 1. Until then, do you mind if I poke your fartbox? ☺️

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In my 12 years of NYC living, this might be the 'Happy Holiday' I remember best. Thankful for these memories. ❤️

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#BrohmoCON I have a dream. It’s big, and it’s #gay. #NYC #2014

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Please share, and spread the word. #SameLove #2014

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Speaking for myself, I'm confident that the only statistically possible outcome is improvement. 😃

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I'm about to watch Darcy's marriage proposal in Vancouver! Thank you, Skype ❤️

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My #iPhone morning routine 😳

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