#Canoeing: A long-lived, cherished and customary #Canadian tradition ❤ #canoe #Canada #Cuntmuffin

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Evidently, I'm out of my f*cking mind today. This was going to be a bike ride to the gym.

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Need another reason to download and try @vglapp for iPhone? Meet @bobbykarle, today's VGL featured user. Colorado: what is in your water? 😍

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#NYC city boy -> #Vancouver country bumpkin. Transition complete! #rested #relaxed #ready ❤

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#TGIF boys! Remember what #Mom taught you about showing #respect for your #date. ❤ #love #nuts and #sluts

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#Throwback Thursdays! @jasonhellinger and I have some fun with the #Christian Right at #MardiGras in #NewOrleans #TBT #NOLA #religion #judgement #cocktails #HappyHour #fun

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#Fruit and #vegetables: the choice is yours. #Pineapple = more #love and #affection. #Asparagus = forget about it.

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I dedicate today's #Karma cake to #AlQaeda! #911 #TwinTowers #WTC #shitty 3rd #workday in #NYC #September11 #2001

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My very first #workout was in this very room, at this very #gym! 😎

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Feeling #scruff-a-duff-duff

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